07 · 29

Young is the new black. Wait, no... Stupid is the new black. Wait... what?!

4 conclusions I drew from this bit of Genius from Craig Ferguson:

1 - We're obsessed with youth.
2 - Young people don't know better, so they buy lots of stuff.
3 - Attempting to stay young forever is not only futile, but very, very expensive.
4 - Having sex with the Jonas Brothers is a good idea.

It's enough to make a Marketing Genius' head spin.